Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doing anything 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
Don't feel like picking up my phone, 
So leave a message at the tone 
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan 
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants 
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't.... 

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie 
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie 
Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man 

Oh yes, I said it, I said it 
I said it 'cause I can... 

Today I don't feel like doing anything 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
Don't feel like picking up my phone, 
so leave a message at the tone 
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 
Nothing at all,Nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X 
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex 
And she's gonna scream out 
This is great 
Oh my god, this is great.. 

Yeah, I might mess around 
And get my college degree 
I bet my old man will be so proud of me 
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait 

Oh yes, I said it, I said it 
I said it 'cause I can 

Today I don't feel like doing anything 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
Don't feel like picking up my phone 
So leave a message at the tone 
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 
Cause I ain't going anywhere 
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 

I'll just strut in my birthday suit 
And let everything hang loose 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
Don't feel like picking up my phone 
so leave a message at the tone 
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 

Nothing at all... 
Nothing at all... 
Nothing at all...